1 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,830 SHE DOESN'T DRINK 2 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:43,490 SHE DOESN'T SMOKE 3 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,120 SHE DOESN'T FLIRT 4 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:51,040 BUT SHE TALKS 5 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,620 Mussels, clams, and scallops. 6 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:43,080 Straight from Granville, ladies. 7 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,380 From the fisherman to you. 8 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,590 We have king crabs, 9 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,120 herring and mackerel. 10 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,000 Good day. 11 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,990 It's freezing. 12 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,910 - How are you? - Fine. And you? 13 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,580 I'm good. On the go. 14 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,630 Marcel! 15 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:17,830 A glass of white! 16 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,750 Fine. Don't want to disturb you. 17 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,170 You're reading! 18 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,540 I'm learning Spanish. 19 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,170 Comes in handy as a cleaning lady? 20 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:32,740 In my job, no Spanish, no work. 21 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:36,950 Here, ''El negro de mi padrastro azotaron.'' 22 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,370 - What does that mean? - You'd like to know. 23 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:42,290 ''My crook of a father- in- law was whipped.'' 24 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:44,490 It's easy. You speak Spanish? 25 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:45,490 Some English. 26 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:48,040 - That's no use to you. - And I recite. 27 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,370 Recite a little poem, then. 28 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:54,200 ''Why did they climb to the palace? 29 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:57,830 ''The entire city is steeped in incense and offerings. 30 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:03,170 ''Deluged with plaintive cries, sobbing and laments. 31 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,200 ''I love its tearful foliage. 32 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,740 ''Its pallor is dear to me. 33 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:10,490 ''As is its shadow...'' 34 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:14,490 I'll live in Monte-Carlo. I'll only speak English. 35 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:16,580 I'll look distinguished. 36 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:19,500 People will say, ''It's Mrs. Germaine!'' 37 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,800 Meanwhile, I wake up at 6. 38 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:31,410 I walk through rubbish before crossing the bridge. 39 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:34,990 At the end of the bridges is America. 40 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,580 They call it ''Front de Seine''. 41 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:43,040 Working at people's homes would be OK 42 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,290 if the idiots didn't live so far from one another. 43 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:51,040 I've crossed the Levallois bridge 1000 times, 2000 times. 44 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,620 The Suresnes and Asnières bridges too. 45 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:57,490 They're surprised when I say my legs hurt. 46 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,370 I have a diverse clientele. 47 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:02,410 From the future First Lady of France, 48 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:05,410 to a replacement cashier at the Prévoyance de Crédit. 49 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:09,740 What tires me the most about customers 50 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,540 is having to listen to them. 51 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,740 They're annoying from the time they wake up. 52 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:17,990 With their troubles, if they slept well or not, 53 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,240 if they screwed well or not, their insomnia. 54 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:23,580 The cost of living, politics, the weather. 55 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:26,300 You just pretend you're listening. 56 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,550 They're surprised when I say I have a headache. 57 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:33,490 Mr. Phalempin, my 3rd client, looks like a Bic pen. 58 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:37,490 The small ad tricked me. The word ''teacher'' fooled me. 59 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:41,580 I wanted to see what he looked like. He worked on the outskirts, 60 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:45,210 where the buildings haven't displaced the thorns. 61 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:49,410 Way at the end of Céline Ave. In the middle of Machevert. 62 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:51,990 He was a nice lunatic who thought that men 63 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,330 wouldn't become bastards if they were educated at a young age. 64 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:59,200 - You teach how many? - About 50. 65 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:01,540 Some are nastier than others. 66 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,660 This is a tough neighborhood. 67 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:08,080 To quiet them down, I want to take them to Baie de Somme. 68 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:11,960 To see the ducks fly. Fresh air can do some good. 69 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:14,370 If you continue, you'll get it! 70 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:19,120 You don't want me to cook for your 50 wolverines? 71 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:23,330 No, just clean the cafeteria. Maybe do some laundry. 72 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:26,330 - You have a vacuum cleaner? - No. 73 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,450 - A washing machine? - No. 74 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,540 Damn. 75 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,790 Do that to Madam again and you'll get it! 76 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,590 What a rascal! 77 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:41,290 I need to ask for references... 78 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:44,710 Well, I work 2 hours a day for Miss Marquette. 79 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:47,370 You know, the TV star, the friend of broken hearts? 80 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,620 The churches speak well of her. 81 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:54,330 And 2 hours a day for Mr. Liéthard, a banker. 82 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,160 You don't have much free time? 83 00:06:57,330 --> 00:07:01,160 I'm asking because of my trip to Baie de Somme. 84 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:04,330 - I was hoping that maybe... - No way! 85 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,340 I don't like trips. 86 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:10,880 Once, I went to Barbizon for someone. 87 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,620 No fond memories there. 88 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:17,330 But, I'd like to visit Monte-Carlo. 89 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:22,040 The weather's always nice there. No need for winter clothing. 90 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:24,950 After winning at the casino, 91 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,290 I'll descend the marble staircase. 92 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:31,120 Miss Marquette has elevators. 93 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:33,540 Lucky for me. She lives on the 12th floor. 94 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:39,050 It's not Monte-Carlo, but it's no slum. She had it good. 95 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,830 Way up there, you could see the parks Vincennes, Saint-Cloud. 96 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,160 When it's nice, you can even see Saint-Germain. 97 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:51,700 I can sometimes see barges from the balcony. 98 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:55,330 As Mr. de La Motte Brébière says, ''It's magical.'' 99 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:59,740 A brilliant student, the Count. Always first in school. 100 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:02,540 Aggregated at 22, a chargé d'affaires at 26, 101 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:05,460 an MP at 35, and a minister at 38. 102 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:06,830 He'll end up in Matignon. 103 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,750 People who knew him all agreed. 104 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:15,200 Goes to show that a woman with a nice butt has an asset. 105 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,210 We now hear from our dear Francine, 106 00:08:18,370 --> 00:08:20,790 whose program, ''À coeur ouvert,'' 107 00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:23,870 will help you deal with your relationship problems. 108 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,590 Hello, my dear friends. 109 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:27,910 We're here once again 110 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:32,040 to talk about an issue that is a real concern for youths. 111 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:36,910 Today's guest is a young woman. Her name is... 112 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:39,200 - Martine? - No, Monique. 113 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:43,700 Monique, can I ask how old you are? 114 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,290 Of course, Francine. I'll be 16 in 3 months. 115 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,740 Tell us what's going on exactly? 116 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:53,120 My parents are real idiots. 117 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,580 I'm sure they're nice people. 118 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:00,330 Real idiots! 119 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,580 Why do you say that? 120 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:03,870 I'm having a baby. 121 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,950 But that's wonderful. 122 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:10,590 You're having a baby. You can't break the news. 123 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:13,660 - They don't know? - I'm leaving it for next month. 124 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,450 You'd have to be blind... 125 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,830 They won't like your boyfriend? 126 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:22,040 He's not so young, Maurice. He's 54 years old. 127 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,540 There it is. 128 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:27,990 You're scared your parents will find this Mr. Maurice too old. 129 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,370 They don't give a damn about his age. They want to meet him. 130 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,080 Why don't you introduce him? 131 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:35,910 He has 4 months of prison left! 132 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,240 That doesn't help matters. 133 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,120 Did our unfortunate prisoner do something serious? 134 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:45,950 No! He lost control in front of a school for girls. 135 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,040 It's his thing. He waits for them after school. 136 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:51,040 It's how I met him. 137 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:54,950 OK... 138 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:59,080 My dear Monique, this is all very clear. 139 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:01,910 First, you need to tell Mom and Dad everything. 140 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,040 I know, it's difficult. 141 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:07,870 You have to agree, they've accepted many things. 142 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:14,950 With a bit of attention and kindness, 143 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,160 you will need to rid your husband from his small obsessions. 144 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:19,740 Damn! 145 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:20,830 I am certain that 146 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:25,040 when school is out, Maurice will return home 147 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,660 instead of fooling around. 148 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:31,410 I'm sure that deep down he's a nice person. 149 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,790 Shit! 150 00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:34,410 Now, my dear Monique, 151 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:39,080 like all our broken hearted, you can choose a record. 152 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,500 Have you chosen? 153 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:44,700 Yes. ''Quel mal y a-t-il à ça?'' by Françoise Hardy. 154 00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:48,490 I was desperate, you gave me back my courage. 155 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,200 Now I know now everything will work out. 156 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:54,450 - Who is it? - Open up! 157 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,700 Take your time! 158 00:10:57,870 --> 00:10:59,830 I must not have heard you... 159 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,340 Remove the chain and open the door. 160 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,250 Cleaning ladies who open the door for anyone... 161 00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:08,080 14 were murdered, just in Paris. 162 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,090 Mr. and Mrs. Mareuil, Jeanne Mareuil. 163 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,200 Madam's friend? 164 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,620 Come in, then. 165 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:19,120 - Francine isn't here? - She just left. 166 00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:22,200 - Is she coming back? - No, she was on TV. 167 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,910 In 18 months, this is the first time I missed her. 168 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,700 What was it about today? 169 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:29,450 A schoolgirl pregnant for a sex maniac. 170 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:31,910 Ask them to bring up my 2 suitcases? 171 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,160 OK. 172 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,920 - It's Georges? - Yes. 173 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,830 - What's the plan? - Late in the planning stage. 174 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,450 Can you bring them up? 175 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,620 12th! 176 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,450 I'm absolutely shocked. 177 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,660 I was just saying at council, 178 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:04,330 how I admired his original ideas, 179 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,460 the clarity of his judgment, 180 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:11,200 his strong integrity and his love for others. 181 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:14,370 The deceased president was one of the most 182 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,540 distinguished figures of the Republic. 183 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,500 How sad! 184 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,920 As I was just saying to Chaban, 185 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,240 what a man, what a soldier, what a figure! 186 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,450 What an example! 187 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,870 What a poet, what a mind, what a Frenchman! 188 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,450 How unfortunate! 189 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,410 - What a father! - What a son! 190 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:45,370 ''France mourns today, 191 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:48,950 ''not only for the illustrious poet...'' 192 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,540 Illustrious? You're joking. 193 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,620 The army thought he was a poet. 194 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:55,490 The poets thought he was a soldier. 195 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,830 Nobel Prizes are awarded on such misunderstandings. 196 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,370 - You love me? - I told you so. 197 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:04,120 - Kiss me. - ''Indeed...'' 198 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,540 There you go. 199 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:11,950 - ''His death had a great...'' - What will you say when I die? 200 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,120 Nothing. Great sorrow is often silent.. 201 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:18,660 You have nice words to describe any deadbeat. 202 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:22,450 And for me, no flowers, no wreaths. Just a lowly hearse. 203 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,580 I'm not asking for a state funeral... 204 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,550 So, then? 205 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,290 Let's hear you! 206 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,710 ''Ladies and gentlemen, I can't find the words 207 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:39,660 ''to evoke the memory of an angel. 208 00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:42,080 ''Afflicted hearts, 209 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,490 ''sorrowful souls, 210 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,910 ''remain silent 211 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,450 ''as the radio broadcasts to the world 212 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,870 ''this terrible news. 213 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:57,370 ''Francine is dead. 214 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,870 ''Francine is gone.'' 215 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,410 It's so beautiful. 216 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:04,330 I'll depict a kind-hearted woman. 217 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:08,670 I'll relate anecdotes to describe the Parisian icon. 218 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,670 Then I'll stare at the rainy sky. 219 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:15,790 And I'll emit a cry of love. 220 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,990 But a muffled cry. 221 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,380 From deep inside. 222 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,290 ''To my beloved wife.'' 223 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,120 - Let's hope it rains. - What did you say? 224 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:30,870 What did you say before? ''To my beloved wife.'' 225 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,450 Well, yes. 226 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,040 You'll marry me? 227 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:37,450 Yes, I'll marry you. 228 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,290 I hesitated because of your celebrity. 229 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,540 The opposition press would say I'm a show-off. 230 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,490 If I don't marry you, they'll say I'm gay. 231 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,910 I want you to be countess. 232 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,120 What's the matter, my love? 233 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,990 I'm so happy. 234 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:56,290 I want life to end. 235 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,160 I can die now. 236 00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:00,990 You can. Your speech is ready. 237 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,660 I'm back again on the bridge. 238 00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:07,240 My morning cleaning. The banker lives past the river. 239 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,090 But on the hills. 240 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:13,300 It reminds him of Savoie. And it's good for his asthma. 241 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,050 Breakfast. 242 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,370 My nice Phosphatine. 243 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,950 - That's no fun for anyone. - It is for me. 244 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,240 Well, I'm going to do the shopping. What should I get? 245 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,130 You've nothing underneath, right? 246 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,240 How about tapioca? A cassoulet? 247 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:37,040 - And a small dessert. - One day, I'll ravish you. 248 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,870 On the counter. 249 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,790 I think about it on the bus. 250 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,840 In the metro, everywhere. There's a brothel in his head. 251 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,130 I feel his gaze. The things he must be imagining. 252 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,880 Whistle while you work... 253 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,370 Mr. Liéthard? 254 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,740 Straight ahead. 255 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:10,660 After the peristyle. Go past the reception desk. 256 00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,870 His apartment is on the right. 257 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,200 What now? 258 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,700 Liéthard. 259 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,330 Mr. Gruson, my word! 260 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,000 You here... 261 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:34,160 Mr. Gruson in person. 262 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:35,620 At my home. 263 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,580 This twit is the head cashier at the Prévoyance de Crédit. 264 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,710 - Liéthard. - Mr. Principal. 265 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:46,450 The next time you ask for a promotion, 266 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:50,290 don't appeal to my sense of fairness 267 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:53,370 but rather, to my sense of kindness. 268 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,330 Don't make me repeat it. 269 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:01,590 He's been on my case for 15 years. He's jealous of my shirts. 270 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:02,830 Excuse me? 271 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,990 I haven't had my shower. The cleaning isn't done. 272 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,540 Please excuse the mess. 273 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:11,790 I'm referring to real chaos, Liéthard. 274 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,660 This isn't much, 275 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:17,620 compared to the huge and fundamental chaos 276 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,160 of your existence. 277 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:23,080 What refinement, what style, Mr. Principal. 278 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,160 Du Bossuet in the morning! 279 00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:26,990 Are you being cheeky? 280 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,160 Mr. Principal... 281 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:31,620 You chose a really bad time. 282 00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:34,740 Unless you're the type 283 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:38,120 that steps up to the guillotine while singing. 284 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,330 Just an image. 285 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,290 Gripping. 286 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,080 Gripping. 287 00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:47,080 Would you like some biscuits? 288 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,420 Between you and me, Liéthard. 289 00:17:56,540 --> 00:18:01,540 What terrible and shameful vice are you mixed up in, 290 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,200 embezzling our clients' money? 291 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:06,830 Have some toast. 292 00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:12,950 How long have you been dipping into the till? 293 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:17,870 I spent the night doing and redoing the totals. 294 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,080 Thank you. 295 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,200 There's a deficit. 296 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,210 20,000 francs. 297 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,700 Two million old francs in your accounts. 298 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,090 Liéthard... 299 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,840 Give me back this money. 300 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,750 We'll say it was temporary madness. 301 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,910 A sentimental one. 302 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,620 And if I refuse? 303 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:46,830 I'll notify the Chairman and CEO, Mr. Brimeux today. 304 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,130 And tomorrow morning, 305 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:51,370 you'll be behind bars. 306 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:55,290 But, if Mr. Brimeux said to me, 307 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,870 ''My dear Liéthard, 308 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,620 ''women are expensive, I forgive you.'' 309 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,740 If Mr. Brimeux was a kind-hearted man... 310 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,960 He wouldn't be chairman and CEO. 311 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,160 For sure. 312 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:11,450 Excuse me. 313 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:16,540 But you, Mr. Gruson. 314 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,550 - You're only head cashier. - Be careful... 315 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,200 You could maybe keep quiet. 316 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,120 Stall for a week. They'll never know. 317 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,120 My uncle's dying, and I've a bet on for Sunday. 318 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:32,990 One way or another I might win. 319 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:37,950 You have no morals, Liéthard. 320 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:42,000 To return to the matter on hand. 321 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,370 I would be your accomplice if I remained silent. 322 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,840 So, give me the money at once, 323 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:52,910 or Mr. Brimeux. 324 00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:59,580 There's no 3rd solution? 325 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,880 There's no 3rd solution. 326 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,160 There isn't? 327 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,920 Let's suppose I return the money 328 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,450 and then Mr. Brimeux finds out about it anyway? 329 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,330 Nobody knows, except you and me. 330 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,420 Not even Mrs. Gruson, to who I've told everything 331 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,200 for the past 20 years, doesn't know that I'm here. 332 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,790 - I have your word? - Yes. 333 00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,410 Your official word? 334 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,540 Yes. 335 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,540 Your word as head cashier? 336 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,330 Yes. 337 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,740 The money's in the drawer. You can have it. 338 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:56,410 - What's this? - The 3rd solution. 339 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:14,410 Go on, continue. It happens to me too. 340 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,300 Where's the gingerbread? 341 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:28,740 In the tin can. 342 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,160 Which one? 343 00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:43,200 The 3rd from the left, in the 2nd cupboard. 344 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:49,990 No... 345 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,160 It's not the 3rd. 346 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,550 Repeat the 2nd tempo. 347 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,700 20,000 new francs. 348 00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:12,540 Vacations at Baie de Somme. 349 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,410 Don't trust the banks? 350 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:18,290 I would need to open an account. An investigation would be done. 351 00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:21,910 Since I started taking care of kids, everyone's watching me. 352 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,580 Even the orphanages. 353 00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:29,160 They watch you so closely when you try to do good. 354 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,200 I don't know. I never tried. 355 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,410 No more tapioca. I took some vermicelli. 356 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,660 Nice. 357 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,840 You'll never guess what I just did. 358 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,670 I planted potatoes. 359 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,490 OK then! 360 00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:25,950 Is this new? 361 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,830 - What? - Wearing a bowler now? 362 00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:29,490 Me? 363 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,450 Yes, it's because... 364 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,540 I read in a fashion magazine 365 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,990 that London bank employees were wearing bowler hats. 366 00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:48,120 The bowler hat. ''Why not me?'' I asked myself. 367 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,080 Old England, no? 368 00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:04,040 How am I going to take that out? 369 00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:06,080 The stain. 370 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:08,580 - What stain? - This stain here. 371 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:10,620 It's a pain... 372 00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:15,580 Yesterday evening, I knocked over a bottle of... 373 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,250 Mouton-Rothschild. 374 00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:20,450 - Don't drink cider anymore? - It was just once. 375 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:24,950 It's a gift from Mr. Brimeux, my boss. 376 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,580 I wanted to taste it. 377 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:35,080 Are you sure he didn't give you some wine? 378 00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:37,870 It's pretty thick. 379 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,660 It's the blackcurrant. 380 00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:48,450 Fine wine takes out a drop of blackcurrant right away. 381 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,160 We say it's ''of the Commune.'' 382 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:53,330 I read this in a magazine. 383 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,750 The same one that talked about bowler hats? 384 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:02,490 You must think I'm an idiot. 385 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,700 I thought wafers were the ultimate food! 386 00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:12,660 Madam President... Imagine that. 387 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,540 I'll call myself Madam Countess. It's more stable. 388 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,450 It's exhilarating. 389 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:20,950 They would've said that to us in Mrs. Doriane's time... 390 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,240 I've forgotten about Mrs. Doriane. 391 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:26,700 - You were saying? - I've forgotten about her. 392 00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:30,080 My psychiatrist told me I shouldn't think about her. 393 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,960 - It came at the right time. - You don't think so? 394 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,870 Édouard reminds me a bit of those times. 395 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,330 It's the advantage of marrying a client. 396 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:43,050 If they don't start livening up Bourg-en-Bresse parties... 397 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,660 Last Saturday, we did 2 small plays. 398 00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:48,830 It was Suzanne Aubin and... 399 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,590 - The whims of... - Les Malheurs de Sophie. 400 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:58,000 Ah yes. Remember them? Édouard says I haven't changed. 401 00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:59,950 Listen, Jannou... 402 00:26:00,410 --> 00:26:03,330 A lot of women would love to be like you at 30. 403 00:26:03,870 --> 00:26:05,870 You've got nothing sagging. 404 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:10,290 But in braids and anklets, it's a bit much, no? 405 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,160 You think? 406 00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:16,910 When I go wild, it feels like the old times. 407 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,200 You need to erase ''yesterday'' from your vocabulary. 408 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,790 The Rueil villa, Mr. Senator, 409 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:25,450 Mr. French Minister of Justice. I replaced all this 410 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,450 with a college in England, 411 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:31,660 rich relations and an impregnable virginity. 412 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:34,000 I've lost my memory. 413 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,620 I don't approve of sexual orgies. I don't condemn them. 414 00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:40,910 I don't know what it means. 415 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,450 Well, then... 416 00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:45,700 I'm shocked. 417 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,040 Now that you get my drift, 418 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,540 I'll tell it to you, because it's you. 419 00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:52,120 What? 420 00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:54,200 Didn't we have a lot of fun? 421 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,790 - You're here? - Well, yes. 422 00:27:07,580 --> 00:27:08,790 I didn't hear you. 423 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,370 It's the advantage of having carpet instead of cow hair. 424 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:14,950 You don't hear anything. 425 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,410 - It's more expensive. - What? 426 00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:18,830 The carpet. 427 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,750 - More expensive than what? - Than cow hair. 428 00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:24,410 What the hell do I care? 429 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,790 His mind was elsewhere. 430 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:34,910 He was watching over his potatoes. 431 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,500 The small one would pay a lot to forget it. 432 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:45,040 What small one? 433 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,370 Get me my styptic stick! Can't you see I'm bleeding? 434 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,050 - The neck, it's not serious. - It's not serious? 435 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:53,660 Don't talk to me 436 00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:56,200 when I'm shaving. It confuses me. 437 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,330 Me? I never talk. 438 00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:01,330 I didn't touch you. 439 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:05,080 I was saying she would pay a lot to forget all of it. 440 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,990 - Are you OK? - Some more... 441 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,380 Would it bother you to admit that you danced? 442 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,300 It bothers her. 443 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,630 Her doctor wants her to forget it. 444 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:19,120 Whose doctor? 445 00:28:19,290 --> 00:28:23,580 You're talking nonsense. You must still be plastered. 446 00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:28,830 It's Ms. Marquette's doctor. Before the TV, she was a dancer. 447 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,090 In ballets. A colorful ballet, but I forgot. 448 00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:37,700 A colorful ballet? 449 00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:40,660 Of the color pink, by any chance? 450 00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:42,490 That's it. You're like a wizard... 451 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,990 That's scary. 452 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,910 Ms. Marquette is a TV celebrity? 453 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,740 She's our dear Francine, 454 00:28:51,910 --> 00:28:54,240 who's going to be the Countess de La Motte Brébière. 455 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,240 - The Secretary? - Yes. 456 00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:57,950 You know these people? 457 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,290 You know the famous in France, and you don't talk about it? 458 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,740 I never talk. 459 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,210 - Cashier, please. - Madam... 460 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:11,700 A transfer order. 461 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:17,410 Is my hat crooked? 462 00:29:17,950 --> 00:29:21,910 No, nothing's crooked. On the contrary. 463 00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:27,950 For transfers, go to counter 4. 464 00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:58,580 Regarding the problems of today's youths, 465 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:02,500 we have a mom who needs our help. 466 00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:05,490 Your name is Mrs. Juliette? 467 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:08,460 You have a 13-year-old boy? 468 00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:10,490 Yes, Francine. 469 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,670 What's the little rascal's name? 470 00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:14,830 His name is Marcel. 471 00:30:15,290 --> 00:30:18,700 - What did he do wrong? - He was expelled from school. 472 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,790 Marcel deserves to be grounded with no movie privileges. 473 00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:23,950 But he would have 474 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,160 a guilt complex for just a small sin. 475 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:31,490 - He was caught smoking. - You see? 476 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:32,910 But it was hashish. 477 00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:37,080 It's a generation of spoiled brats. 478 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:41,210 Our young Marcel must have been mixing with a bad crowd. 479 00:30:41,370 --> 00:30:43,490 It's not a habit yet. 480 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,660 He has other habits. 481 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:52,620 When his friend Claude came looking for him on Thursday, 482 00:30:52,790 --> 00:30:53,950 I didn't suspect anything. 483 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:56,330 Then, he came on Sunday too. 484 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,460 I thought it was strange. 485 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:02,750 Since the day before yesterday, Marcel brought him home. 486 00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:05,160 - Permanently. - Obviously... 487 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:11,000 Marcel may be young, but Romeo and Juliette were kids too. 488 00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:13,670 Why not little Marcel? 489 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,160 Claude must be crazy about him. 490 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:20,080 It's Marcel who's crazy. Claude is a member of the riot police. 491 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:21,840 The situation is taking 492 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,160 an unusual, 493 00:31:24,410 --> 00:31:26,330 not to say, shocking turn. 494 00:31:27,290 --> 00:31:28,490 Should we continue live? 495 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,120 Francine, your tact is effective censorship. 496 00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:37,580 Our viewers will still have confidence in you. 497 00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:39,870 I hope to continue to be worthy of it. 498 00:31:40,290 --> 00:31:41,370 Thank you. 499 00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,450 She truly has class. 500 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,410 So, this devil from the riot police. 501 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,210 Let's be careful. 502 00:31:49,370 --> 00:31:51,870 Do we keep overburdening this admirable corps, 503 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,580 so often and so unjustly disparaged. 504 00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,120 Before we continue, let's take some calls. 505 00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:03,240 An SOS to the broken-hearted. 506 00:32:03,410 --> 00:32:04,910 A telephone token. 507 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:09,420 Hello, Francine? 508 00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:11,790 I'm listening, broken-hearted. 509 00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:14,080 I can't say my name. 510 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:16,460 I have a very official position. 511 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,870 We respect your anonymity. 512 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,620 I'm about to marry a beautiful celebrity. 513 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:25,290 Congratulations. 514 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:26,920 There's more. 515 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,120 I just found out that in her early youth, 516 00:32:30,290 --> 00:32:35,450 the beloved creature took part in exclusive parties. 517 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,670 - Do you know what I mean? - Yes, parties. 518 00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:42,740 No, they call them sexual orgies. 519 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,410 What? 520 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,490 What should I do, Francine? 521 00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,540 Nothing. Well, I mean... 522 00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:58,120 Dear friends, the conversation is becoming rather unhealthy. 523 00:32:58,290 --> 00:33:01,990 I'll have to transfer our caller to a top-secret line. 524 00:33:14,950 --> 00:33:15,910 What's this about? 525 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:17,620 I'm calling the police. 526 00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:21,040 In the meantime, I'll give Mr. de La Motte Brébière a call. 527 00:33:21,950 --> 00:33:23,830 - It's blackmail. - Yes, it is. 528 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,130 - How much do you want? - Two million. 529 00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:30,120 Tomorrow morning at 11, at the Louvre, in front of La Joconde. 530 00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:39,160 I'm so shaken up. 531 00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:43,950 What's the matter? 532 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,660 - I'm ruined. - What? 533 00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:50,200 - I'm being blackmailed. - It's normal. 534 00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:52,910 TV does lead some to the Olympia. 535 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,490 The fool! He's a master blackmailer. 536 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:58,040 I'm sure it's your mother. 537 00:33:58,290 --> 00:34:01,870 He's got a common voice. A bit too distinguished for Mom. 538 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:04,090 He's asking for how much? 539 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,040 Two million. 540 00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:09,080 - It's OK. - You don't have to fork it out. 541 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:11,550 It's reasonable if it stops here. 542 00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:14,200 That's blackmailing... 543 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,160 If I can hold him off until we get to City Hall or the church. 544 00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:21,830 I'll tell Georges after. 545 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:24,450 They'll both figure it out. 546 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:29,790 If it was Édouard, I'd say, ''don't get your hopes too high.'' 547 00:34:29,950 --> 00:34:31,200 But it's not. 548 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,240 You don't think our experiences as youths left us a bit shaken? 549 00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:37,240 So what? 550 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:41,740 Listen. The day after our first night together, 551 00:34:41,910 --> 00:34:44,740 the Count took me to look at rings. 552 00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:46,870 That was 2 years ago. 553 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,950 He gave me those magical rings 2 years ago. 554 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,660 2 years I've been hanging about. 555 00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:53,620 2 years he's taken me on a ride. 556 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,040 Literally... 557 00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:59,410 Exactly, it's worse. And too much is too much. 558 00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:02,620 It'll teach him a thing or two. I'll let him have it. 559 00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:04,410 And then I'll introduce him to Mom. 560 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:47,950 I said 11, not 11:05. 561 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:50,080 Ah, it's you... 562 00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:52,240 It's me. 563 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:57,120 You look the part. 564 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,540 You're vile. 565 00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:00,040 Larval. 566 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,370 The grub crawls at your feet. 567 00:36:02,790 --> 00:36:06,990 You're even more beautiful and distinguished in person. 568 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,840 Can an admirer kiss your hand? 569 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,370 Do you want a slap in the face? 570 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:16,410 The varnish is cracking. You're returning to the gutter. 571 00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:18,240 Swear for me. 572 00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:24,790 Here's the money. All my savings. 573 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,370 Goodbye, sir. 574 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:28,990 See you soon, my dear. 575 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,790 - Hello, Mr. Brimeux. - Hello, Delpuech. 576 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:44,540 Mr. CEO. 577 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:48,200 - Say, Liéthard... - Mr. CEO. 578 00:36:48,370 --> 00:36:50,540 Do you have any news of Mr. Gruson? 579 00:36:51,830 --> 00:36:55,080 He's been absent for 6 days. No explanation. 580 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,830 No news, Mr. CEO. 581 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,340 Mr. CEO. 582 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:05,290 You worked 10 years under his orders, right? 583 00:37:05,870 --> 00:37:08,450 Gruson never confided in you? 584 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:09,540 No, sir. 585 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:12,620 Did he have any health problems? 586 00:37:12,790 --> 00:37:14,790 Money issues? 587 00:37:17,330 --> 00:37:18,910 - Horses? - No. 588 00:37:21,790 --> 00:37:22,950 Women? 589 00:37:28,370 --> 00:37:30,200 A former cub scout. 590 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,870 A qualified first-aid worker. 591 00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:36,580 Long-service medal. 592 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:37,920 A beast. 593 00:37:38,410 --> 00:37:40,910 A real beast, Mr. CEO. 594 00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:27,830 - Who is it? - Alexandre. 595 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,550 Sweetheart. 596 00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:35,200 Come in, darling. 597 00:38:35,370 --> 00:38:38,290 - Your husband? - At Jouy-en-Josas for the day. 598 00:38:40,950 --> 00:38:44,120 He has to travel further to sell his vacuum cleaners. 599 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:47,830 It's a stroke of luck for us. I missed you. 600 00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:55,080 Ah yes, my dear. Business... 601 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,630 A fascinating world, but terrible. 602 00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:00,450 Hold on a minute. 603 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,990 At the opening of the Stock Exchange, 604 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,990 I sold off my 3,000 oil shares. 605 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,330 I swept up Chandernagor trams. One billion in profits. 606 00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:14,580 One billion? Well, really... 607 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:18,250 One more, one less, it's nothing much. 608 00:39:18,410 --> 00:39:21,200 What's exhilarating is the game. 609 00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:23,950 When Alexandre Liéthard 610 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,410 launches into battle his impressive maneuvers. 611 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,540 You should have seen Brimeux. 612 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:32,950 You know who he is? 613 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,080 Yes, he's your banker. 614 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:37,630 He's a man of straw. The poor type. 615 00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:39,990 One day, I'll crush him like the others. 616 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,950 You hear me? Like the others! 617 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:46,200 Care for lime-blossom tea, or a glass of banyul? 618 00:39:47,370 --> 00:39:51,200 I had lunch with champagne with La Motte Brébière. 619 00:39:51,370 --> 00:39:53,120 The Secretary, you know? 620 00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:55,790 Someone I have to keep an eye on too. 621 00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:00,080 Who's the big teddy bear to his little girl? 622 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:05,590 Who's going to give a big cuddle in the big dodo? 623 00:40:06,910 --> 00:40:08,910 Who's at the door? 624 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,580 It's me, Fernand! Open up! 625 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:12,710 - My husband. - Heavens! 626 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:20,660 He's going to kill you. He's crazy. 627 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:25,910 You took your time. 628 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,540 You don't have your keys? 629 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:30,330 I forgot them. Hold on, I've got them. 630 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,840 I thought you were in Jouy-en-Josas. 631 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,750 - I missed my train. - There were no taxis? 632 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,340 I couldn't even take the metro. I returned by foot. 633 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,050 With the cases. 634 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:45,080 I got my wallet stolen at the Orsay station. 635 00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:47,330 Poor Fernand. 636 00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:52,370 What's this? 637 00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:54,790 A cigar. 638 00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:59,660 - You smoke cigars now? - No... 639 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:01,800 Well, yes. 640 00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:03,080 Slut! 641 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,200 Hussy! Whore! 642 00:41:07,370 --> 00:41:10,740 You couldn't just meet up with him in town! 643 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:13,950 You had him come here! In my place. 644 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,990 He doesn't mind, your Liéthard. 645 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,410 Mr. Liéthard! 646 00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:20,910 What does he have that I don't, the big slug? 647 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,910 Everything! 648 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,540 He's rich, he's smart. 649 00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:27,080 He's tall, he's handsome. 650 00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:30,700 You can't even sell a vacuum cleaner. 651 00:41:30,870 --> 00:41:32,870 He buys Honolulu trams. 652 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:34,990 Chandernagor trams! 653 00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:38,410 Right. Chandernagor. 654 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,540 And in bed, he's the same. 655 00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:42,700 Be quiet. 656 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,370 No, I want you to know. 657 00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:47,910 I want everyone to know. I love him. 658 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,160 I love him! 659 00:41:50,330 --> 00:41:53,290 - And you love this? - Hit her harder. 660 00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:54,370 There! 661 00:42:04,290 --> 00:42:07,830 A dress to replace... 650. 662 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:12,330 Pantyhose, 12 francs. 663 00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:16,950 And the shoe that went through the window... 664 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,240 Are you pleased? 665 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:22,490 - It went well? - Yes. 666 00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:25,410 Except this habit of treating me like a big slug. 667 00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:27,080 I can't stand vulgarity. 668 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:30,790 I counted the ashtray, the parchment lampshade, 669 00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:33,240 the foot of the pedestal table... 670 00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:34,660 And my bonus. 671 00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:38,290 Try working on your part in the future. 672 00:42:38,450 --> 00:42:42,240 With your rate, I'll soon be going to Comédie-Française. 673 00:44:44,410 --> 00:44:47,120 - Hello! - Mr. Liéthard. 674 00:44:47,290 --> 00:44:49,330 - You came to see me? - No. 675 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,170 It's not for me. 676 00:44:51,330 --> 00:44:52,490 Come in. 677 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,330 Please announce me. 678 00:44:54,870 --> 00:44:56,240 What do I say? 679 00:44:56,410 --> 00:44:59,040 ''The gentleman from the museum.'' 680 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:01,630 - Who is it? - The gentleman from the museum. 681 00:45:01,790 --> 00:45:05,870 - The bandit! Throw him out. - Ladies. 682 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:07,830 My humble respects. 683 00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:14,200 It's fine, Germaine. 684 00:45:14,370 --> 00:45:15,830 It's OK. 685 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,830 I didn't mean to disturb you. I didn't want to seem tactless. 686 00:45:24,950 --> 00:45:26,990 She knows that you're scum. 687 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:28,380 Good. 688 00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:32,120 I'm not a future client. My husband knows everything. 689 00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:33,490 Pity. 690 00:45:38,620 --> 00:45:39,790 Beautiful. 691 00:45:40,290 --> 00:45:42,700 What are you doing here? 692 00:45:43,830 --> 00:45:47,160 - Returning my money? - I can't afford it. 693 00:45:47,450 --> 00:45:51,450 If I did, my gazelles, I would throw my fortune at your feet. 694 00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:54,620 You would have white boats, blue pools, 695 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:56,040 pink mink coats... 696 00:45:56,790 --> 00:45:58,620 Alexandre Liéthard is like this. 697 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:01,700 I'm with a young woman 698 00:46:01,870 --> 00:46:05,240 so I'm forced to ask you for more money. 699 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,460 My money's going to a whore. 700 00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:09,370 A return to the source. 701 00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:10,660 How unrefined. 702 00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:12,620 With his mug, he must pay more. 703 00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:16,830 You friend is unpleasant. I'm penalizing you 10%. 704 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,960 - That's 22,000. - Where do I get it? 705 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,870 If I knew where to find them, 706 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,740 I wouldn't be reduced to this unpleasant approach. 707 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:25,590 Ladies. 708 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:30,380 Tomorrow at noon, in the Trocadéro gardens. 709 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:32,290 In front of the bovid. 710 00:46:32,450 --> 00:46:35,580 Don't be late. I have strict office hours. 711 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,750 My humble respects. 712 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:45,240 - Remind me to give you a raise. - Thanks, sir. 713 00:46:45,410 --> 00:46:47,120 Doesn't stop us from one day... 714 00:46:47,290 --> 00:46:49,290 On the workbox? OK. 715 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,240 Borrow it from Georges. 716 00:47:32,410 --> 00:47:34,120 Borrow it from Georges. 717 00:47:34,290 --> 00:47:36,080 Under what pretext? 718 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,380 - Well... - What? 719 00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:41,410 - Know what I think? - Go on. 720 00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:44,580 When he saw you, he started blinking everywhere. 721 00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:47,300 - Find something else. - That would be nice. 722 00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:49,790 Instead of taking my money to his slut, 723 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,910 Alexandre gives it to you and you'll return it to me. 724 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,160 And if he comes back a few days later? 725 00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:57,790 - We start over. - That's it! 726 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,040 Let's do an automatic transfer. 727 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,910 You transfer it to Alexandre. He transfers it to me. 728 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,870 I transfer it to you. Won't cost a thing. 729 00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:10,240 And I get screwed every 2 days. 730 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,000 Would it bother you if I passed the vacuum cleaner? 731 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:35,750 He's got a weird name for a teacher. 732 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,960 Turn off the vacuum. I can't hear you. 733 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,830 I was saying Libellule is a weird name for a teacher. 734 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:44,870 Nothing wrong with it. 735 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,830 Nothing wrong with hiding millions in a can either. 736 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,490 This doesn't concern me. 737 00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:54,330 But what if I were smart, 738 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:56,670 a psychologist like Mademoiselle... 739 00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,490 If the archbishop saw you dressed up as a female, 740 00:49:00,660 --> 00:49:04,040 he'd take away your kids. You'd get off easy. 741 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:07,910 Don't make a big deal for 2 million. 742 00:49:08,950 --> 00:49:10,490 But it is a big deal. 743 00:49:11,290 --> 00:49:14,160 When we sing, ''À la claire fontaine'' 744 00:49:14,330 --> 00:49:15,580 You know... 745 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:19,250 ''À la claire fontaine...'' 746 00:49:19,410 --> 00:49:21,330 And when we sing about the dragonfly gone mad. 747 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,460 The small pretty dragonfly... 748 00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:24,790 It's not a hobby. 749 00:49:26,370 --> 00:49:28,660 It was for vacation money. 750 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,590 I'll go to hell for nothing. 751 00:49:33,660 --> 00:49:35,240 Stop your crying. 752 00:49:35,950 --> 00:49:37,120 No. 753 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,740 The small ones won't get to see the ocean. 754 00:49:40,910 --> 00:49:42,830 They'll see it soon enough. 755 00:49:43,410 --> 00:49:44,830 The sea is dangerous. 756 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,550 Bathers drown, boats sink. 757 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:50,200 With anticyclones and tidal waves. 758 00:49:51,330 --> 00:49:52,160 Icebergs. 759 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,490 Icebergs? In Baie de Somme? 760 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:57,800 Or some other thing. It's all the same. 761 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,830 The sea is dangerous. 762 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,920 Even if there isn't water. 763 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:09,750 When you go digging in the Mont-Saint-Michel bay, 764 00:50:09,910 --> 00:50:12,330 you'll find it full of boy scout hats. 765 00:50:14,410 --> 00:50:17,160 Listen, madam, 766 00:50:17,330 --> 00:50:19,740 this is not the victim speaking here. 767 00:50:19,910 --> 00:50:23,200 But the teacher, the sociologist. 768 00:50:23,370 --> 00:50:25,870 Where did you hear so much rubbish? 769 00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:27,740 Two years in television. 770 00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:46,580 So... 771 00:50:47,370 --> 00:50:50,450 Are you doing this on purpose? I have strict hours. 772 00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:53,040 - And your car! - What? 773 00:50:53,290 --> 00:50:56,410 Not discrete. Why not bring a fire truck instead? 774 00:50:57,830 --> 00:50:58,910 Let's go. 775 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:01,330 Foot to the pedal. 776 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:04,460 - Stop with the amphetamines. - Let's go! 777 00:51:08,830 --> 00:51:10,910 Go in there, we'll be quiet. 778 00:51:19,790 --> 00:51:20,660 The dough. 779 00:51:21,910 --> 00:51:24,450 I respect agreements. A real gentleman. 780 00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,870 Next time, don't be late. 781 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,870 You think there'll be a next time? 782 00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:32,210 You're beautiful when you're angry. 783 00:51:32,370 --> 00:51:33,580 A real lioness. 784 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,910 How's your friend? 785 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,870 Here's your money, sir. 786 00:51:39,790 --> 00:51:41,410 The money of 40 orphans. 787 00:51:41,580 --> 00:51:44,200 Forty poor ones who won't see the ocean. 788 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:46,200 I also have my charities. 789 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:51,370 That's more like it. 790 00:52:15,370 --> 00:52:17,040 Ladies, gentlemen. 791 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,160 A white. 792 00:52:23,290 --> 00:52:24,620 Why the sad face? 793 00:52:24,870 --> 00:52:26,200 Can you lend me your paper? 794 00:52:26,450 --> 00:52:28,740 - You can't buy one? - No. 795 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,450 MISSING 796 00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:42,740 Never again! 797 00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:45,830 These kids are driving me crazy! 798 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,500 Go play outside. 799 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,380 You seem nervous. Time to go? 800 00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:53,990 We're not leaving anymore. 801 00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:56,580 My cashbox is empty. 802 00:52:56,750 --> 00:53:00,300 Unforseen expenses, very unexpected. 803 00:53:00,910 --> 00:53:04,410 If they gave a bonus, I would fill your box. 804 00:53:04,950 --> 00:53:07,540 A bonus? Why? 805 00:53:07,700 --> 00:53:10,200 For nothing. I prefer not to say anything. 806 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,160 He really had a wife. 807 00:53:13,330 --> 00:53:16,700 Grandchildren, cousins, nephews, a grand mother. 808 00:53:16,870 --> 00:53:17,910 The family could pay. 809 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,410 The police could make an effort. 810 00:53:21,580 --> 00:53:24,200 But it's this, the new society. 811 00:53:24,370 --> 00:53:26,490 It's dodging the fare, selfishness. 812 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:29,170 It's all free. That's it. 813 00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:33,240 I'll say one thing: no bonus, no body. 814 00:53:34,870 --> 00:53:35,740 What body? 815 00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:37,420 I prefer to be quiet. 816 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,630 Are you sure you're OK? 817 00:53:40,870 --> 00:53:42,990 I drank a coffee before leaving. 818 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,740 And some wine topped with Triolet. Why? 819 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:48,210 What? 820 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:53,370 It takes more than that to get Germaine drunk. 821 00:53:54,790 --> 00:53:58,040 I have experience with drinks. 822 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,340 Comes from traveling. 823 00:54:00,950 --> 00:54:03,700 I've tasted croissants from all over. 824 00:54:03,870 --> 00:54:07,120 At La Villette, La Mouff, Malakoff. 825 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:09,380 Even La Croix-de-Berny. 826 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,750 To get Mémaine on his back, 827 00:54:13,910 --> 00:54:16,620 I need something stronger than a small pickle. 828 00:54:16,790 --> 00:54:18,330 You definitely haven't eaten anything. 829 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:22,170 I have to say, I have no idea what you're talking about. 830 00:54:22,330 --> 00:54:25,990 It's better than talking about potatoes. 831 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,200 What? 832 00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:28,580 Potatoes. 833 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:43,130 - You're looking for whom? - Mr. Liéthard, please. 834 00:54:43,290 --> 00:54:45,790 He's at the 2nd counter. 835 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,410 Thank you. 836 00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:54,200 Excuse me, sir? 837 00:54:54,370 --> 00:54:57,240 - For checks, 3rd counter. - No. 838 00:54:57,410 --> 00:54:59,240 If it's to deposit cash... 839 00:54:59,410 --> 00:55:01,160 It would be to withdraw. 840 00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:02,870 Two million old. 841 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,950 You have an account number? 842 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:09,120 Mr. Alexandre Liéthard's account. 843 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,040 Potato farmer. 844 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,120 You know who I am? 845 00:55:19,290 --> 00:55:21,700 Don't scorn me. St. Paul said, 846 00:55:21,870 --> 00:55:24,450 ''I don't do what I want to do. Instead, I do what I hate.'' 847 00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:27,040 I don't care about St. Paul. I'm pissed off! 848 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,120 Well, Mr. Liéthard, leftist! 849 00:55:29,290 --> 00:55:30,910 Excuse me. 850 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,490 It's my malaria crises. It's the Tonkin. 851 00:55:36,330 --> 00:55:38,950 Dear client and friend, where were you? 852 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,990 - At St. Paul. - What a remarkable man. 853 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,490 Of all the cliques, he's my favorite. 854 00:55:44,660 --> 00:55:46,370 You're a hideous slug. 855 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:49,840 This evening at the Triolet. 856 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,250 - I know. - Blvd Aragon. 857 00:55:51,410 --> 00:55:54,160 - I know! - At Courbevoie. 858 00:55:54,330 --> 00:55:55,490 While waiting, 859 00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,790 please accept my sincere condolences. 860 00:56:09,290 --> 00:56:10,450 Sir, 861 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,410 if I had a bigger garden, I would have come with my gun. 862 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:19,290 A Manufrance 7.65. A big one that proves its worth. 863 00:56:20,330 --> 00:56:22,620 That would have been the best thing to do. 864 00:56:22,790 --> 00:56:24,490 I'm so ashamed about this money. 865 00:56:25,660 --> 00:56:28,080 If it wasn't for my little ones... 866 00:56:30,910 --> 00:56:33,370 I've already seen two-faced bastards, 867 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:35,240 but you're superficial. 868 00:56:38,370 --> 00:56:43,040 - Would you have a handkerchief? - Need anything else? 869 00:56:44,790 --> 00:56:48,740 - What are you having? - Tomato juice with celery. 870 00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:49,990 The same. 871 00:56:57,830 --> 00:57:00,490 You got me so upset, I can't see straight. 872 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,950 If I weren't so scared to upset you... 873 00:57:03,830 --> 00:57:06,740 - I'd ask you a question. - Go ahead. 874 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:12,840 - I don't dare. - You pointed that out already. 875 00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:15,870 Don't get angry. 876 00:57:16,540 --> 00:57:17,660 Never. 877 00:57:18,790 --> 00:57:20,160 And Mr. Gruson? 878 00:57:22,370 --> 00:57:25,830 I was expecting this. Injustice, appearances. 879 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,050 Doesn't seem like a villainous crime? Yes, I confess it! 880 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:32,450 You think I killed Mr. Gruson for 2 million? 881 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:35,450 But this bastard has been bugging me for 10 years. 882 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:36,790 Here, sir. 883 00:57:36,950 --> 00:57:40,580 I swear to you on my honor, I would've killed him. 884 00:57:40,950 --> 00:57:42,040 That's fine. 885 00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:45,880 - I mean... - Your question? 886 00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:47,490 Can I? 887 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:51,630 You have the money? 888 00:57:57,410 --> 00:58:00,330 - You're not checking? - Among honest people... 889 00:58:04,370 --> 00:58:06,450 Two tomato juice. 890 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,450 What's the matter? 891 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,290 He forgot the celery. 892 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,040 It's my only delicacy. 893 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,790 I find it disgusting. 894 00:58:25,410 --> 00:58:27,370 Brings back memories. 895 00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:29,120 It strengthens the gums. 896 00:58:29,830 --> 00:58:34,120 I don't take it for that reason. 897 00:58:34,290 --> 00:58:35,740 It's an aphrodisiac. 898 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,420 Really? 899 00:58:41,450 --> 00:58:42,910 A cup. 900 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:45,340 A saucer. 901 00:58:45,790 --> 00:58:47,450 A Chinese doll. 902 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:50,380 A low table. 903 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,660 A bedside lamp. 904 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,490 And a dress. 905 00:58:55,660 --> 00:58:58,330 Parlez-moi d'amour, by Tino Rossi. 906 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:02,200 I'm not counting the celery. 907 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,040 What's the use? 908 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,950 Must admit that... 909 00:59:07,330 --> 00:59:09,950 Add a phone, while you're at it. 910 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,790 - But for Paris! - Yes. 911 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,950 My throat is burning. 912 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,830 When I saw you grabbing the salt shaker, 913 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,590 I knew something was fishy. 914 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:26,750 It's the celery sticks that make the difference. 915 00:59:26,910 --> 00:59:28,950 You couldn't have told me? 916 00:59:30,290 --> 00:59:31,120 Hello? 917 00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:38,790 I'd like to speak to Ms. Marquette. 918 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:42,750 Ms. Marquette is rehearsing at the ORTF until midnight. 919 00:59:42,910 --> 00:59:45,990 You won't be able to contact her. Who is this? 920 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,880 Mr. Alexandre. 921 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,500 Can I leave a message? 922 00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:52,840 Of course. 923 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:54,710 I'm listening. 924 00:59:54,950 --> 00:59:57,410 Pay no attention, it's... 925 00:59:59,450 --> 01:00:01,620 It's a play. A curtain raise. 926 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,370 ''The bovids are even more expensive. 927 01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:11,330 ''The agreements must be signed tomorrow at noon.'' 928 01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:14,330 Thank you. 929 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,090 Come here. 930 01:00:21,370 --> 01:00:24,160 Someone named Alexandre. Know him? 931 01:00:25,410 --> 01:00:26,580 No. 932 01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:33,620 Don't get sick because of this. 933 01:00:33,870 --> 01:00:36,330 It's making me crazy. I'm so furious. 934 01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:39,300 I see him everywhere. Even in my dreams... 935 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:42,370 Before, I would dream about Georges. 936 01:00:42,540 --> 01:00:45,080 - I'd dream about Édouard. - Before what? 937 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,740 - I don't know. - You don't regret so much. 938 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,170 In life, Georges is incapable of cheating on me. 939 01:00:52,330 --> 01:00:54,330 In my dreams, he was. 940 01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:57,750 - That's funny... - What, the dreams? 941 01:00:58,540 --> 01:00:59,950 Life. 942 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,490 ''I smoke, you spit. 943 01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:05,080 ''Yo fumo, tu escupes. 944 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:07,090 ''Habla de ti, no de mi. 945 01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:08,630 ''Talk about yourself, not...'' 946 01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:52,330 How distinguished Germaine looks. 947 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,210 The Habsbourg are at her feet. 948 01:01:54,370 --> 01:01:56,290 She's as rich as them. 949 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:01,800 Thank you. 950 01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:04,800 You told me to ask for an increase. 951 01:02:04,950 --> 01:02:07,490 I fear I was being a bit optimistic. 952 01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:11,370 The economic situation is fluctuating. 953 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,330 - You think it's going to rain? - I don't think so. 954 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:20,000 We have a beautiful day ahead. 955 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,300 Mr. Phalempin. 956 01:02:24,290 --> 01:02:25,290 Excuse me. 957 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,870 I'm really confused. 958 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,240 I was hoping not to disturb you again. 959 01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:33,910 I myself have a matter with a vampire. 960 01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:38,490 Mr. Liéthard. 961 01:02:39,450 --> 01:02:41,490 Excuse me for disturbing you. 962 01:02:41,660 --> 01:02:44,080 I'm still more unfortunate than St. Paul. 963 01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,050 I'll repent. 964 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:49,120 I'll go to Compostelle on my hands. 965 01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:52,490 You're a harmful person. A social misfit. 966 01:02:52,660 --> 01:02:53,540 I know. 967 01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:56,660 You couldn't tell me it was the celery sticks? 968 01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:59,790 I do not fund sea baths and yachting. 969 01:02:59,950 --> 01:03:01,830 I'm broke, understand? 970 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,830 What's inside? Lottery tickets? 971 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,620 At the rate we're going, 972 01:03:10,790 --> 01:03:14,200 we should have interest to create a contingency fund 973 01:03:14,370 --> 01:03:16,120 and rent a postal box. 974 01:03:16,870 --> 01:03:18,910 These comings and goings are killing us. 975 01:03:19,330 --> 01:03:21,120 Stop skipping lunch. 976 01:03:21,290 --> 01:03:23,790 The next time, pass by the bank. 977 01:03:23,950 --> 01:03:25,330 It'll be simpler. 978 01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:27,800 Mr. Liéthard, it's for you. 979 01:03:35,370 --> 01:03:36,290 Hello? 980 01:03:36,950 --> 01:03:38,330 You again? 981 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:41,630 - What time do you close? - 4 p.m. Why? 982 01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:43,620 Because I need to see you. 983 01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:04,620 - I have to be on air in 15 min. - Your ethics class? 984 01:05:04,790 --> 01:05:07,160 That's funny. Next time, you'll get a 10% penalty. 985 01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:10,580 Do you have 90 cents for the metro? 986 01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:13,670 - I left like this. - You're exaggerating. 987 01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:15,450 Do you have change? 988 01:05:46,660 --> 01:05:49,330 Let it not be so, Lord. 989 01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:51,910 I promise to mend my ways. 990 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:57,410 I'll say my mass so that Mr. Gruson's soul rests in peace. 991 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,240 I won't go to Lucette's anymore. 992 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:04,330 I won't write anonymous letters. I will not steal. 993 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,800 Just let it not be so. 994 01:06:13,450 --> 01:06:14,950 - Hello? - It's me again. 995 01:06:16,620 --> 01:06:18,370 Tomorrow 6 a.m. at the Triolet. 996 01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:20,790 But it's Sunday, the Lord's day! 997 01:06:21,660 --> 01:06:22,870 You're right. 998 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:27,200 Monday then, same time, same place, same amount. 999 01:06:34,410 --> 01:06:37,120 - What's this? - Cream of mushrooms. 1000 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,540 There were fresh ones available, 1001 01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:42,620 But I preferred to take the tin. 1002 01:06:43,370 --> 01:06:46,830 If there's one food that we must be careful with, 1003 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,460 it's the mushroom. 1004 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:52,830 A bit in soups, omelettes... 1005 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,210 Whole families have died because of it. 1006 01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,950 I saw it in the newspapers. 1007 01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:02,840 We want to pick chanterelles but end up with Satan's mushroom. 1008 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:07,410 ''I'll slap some ceps in the oven.'' 1009 01:07:07,580 --> 01:07:09,540 And you end up with entoloma lividum. 1010 01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:14,170 Don't get me going on death caps. 1011 01:07:14,330 --> 01:07:15,620 - No? - No. 1012 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,500 Last year, 1013 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:22,250 the Treasury Department withdrew more than 4,000 taxpayers. 1014 01:07:23,700 --> 01:07:26,660 What's the name of the most dangerous type of mushrooms? 1015 01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:27,790 Death caps. 1016 01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:43,660 Be careful! 1017 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:46,500 Look but don't touch. 1018 01:07:46,950 --> 01:07:49,290 You can die by licking your fingers. 1019 01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,330 It's the monster of the forest. 1020 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,000 The killer of families. 1021 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:55,620 The Dracula of the undergrowth. 1022 01:07:55,790 --> 01:07:57,830 The dreadful death cap. 1023 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,710 A few seconds after you ingest it, 1024 01:08:00,870 --> 01:08:03,660 you start vomiting. You get anxiety attacks, 1025 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:04,870 and cramps. 1026 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:06,580 Then, you're dead. 1027 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,490 A collapse and excessive jaundice. 1028 01:08:10,370 --> 01:08:12,580 As nature teaches us things, 1029 01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:17,410 we'll examine the nuptial flight of the fern black fly... 1030 01:08:43,330 --> 01:08:44,870 Two tomato juice. 1031 01:08:51,370 --> 01:08:52,910 Sorry I'm late. 1032 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,580 I had 3 transfers. 1033 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:58,450 Regardless of the enormous funds we're dealing with, 1034 01:08:58,620 --> 01:09:00,580 I take the metro. 1035 01:09:02,540 --> 01:09:05,450 - You have the money with you? - Of course. 1036 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:06,620 Sit down. 1037 01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:12,210 Are you having something? I'm ordering. 1038 01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:13,910 In that case... 1039 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,160 Something sweet. 1040 01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:23,120 - Very nice of you. - My pleasure. 1041 01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:27,330 You're being very nice. 1042 01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:29,870 Here. 1043 01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:35,830 Want some? 1044 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,450 Do you have celery salt? 1045 01:09:39,660 --> 01:09:42,160 Don't touch it, you old bag! 1046 01:09:42,330 --> 01:09:43,540 - It's ours. - It's for everyone. 1047 01:09:43,790 --> 01:09:46,410 - She asked me for it. - I asked for it first. 1048 01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:48,410 And no chivalry for an old lady? 1049 01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:50,200 Thank you. 1050 01:09:50,450 --> 01:09:52,490 We're surrounded by the uneducated. Come. 1051 01:09:52,830 --> 01:09:53,740 Come! 1052 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,040 - It won't be long. - It risks going fast. 1053 01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,580 Anxiety attacks, cramps, excessive jaundice... 1054 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:04,130 It's not safe here. The owner has a murderous look about him. 1055 01:10:05,790 --> 01:10:07,040 Let's go further. 1056 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,380 Why? 1057 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:12,700 I don't know. I sense something's wrong. Not you? 1058 01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:15,290 You were about to con me. 1059 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:19,200 I, Alexandre Liéthard, ''con'' someone? 1060 01:10:21,370 --> 01:10:22,870 Here, sir. 1061 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,990 - Don't take it badly. - I call it as I see it. 1062 01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:42,000 You can count it at home. 1063 01:10:42,870 --> 01:10:44,490 Why are you hitting me? 1064 01:10:44,660 --> 01:10:46,200 Because there's a... 1065 01:10:47,830 --> 01:10:51,410 Wait a second. It's too much sometimes. 1066 01:10:58,950 --> 01:11:00,410 The old lady. 1067 01:11:09,790 --> 01:11:13,240 I don't understand. There's been a mix-up. 1068 01:11:13,410 --> 01:11:15,660 I'm really confused. 1069 01:11:15,830 --> 01:11:17,990 Confusion that you don't suspect. 1070 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,670 The French, Mr. Liéthard... 1071 01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:24,950 Thank you. 1072 01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:27,790 - What was I saying? - The French. 1073 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:32,580 The French, Mr. Liéthard, die at age 69. 1074 01:11:33,450 --> 01:11:35,490 I can admit that this person 1075 01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:38,490 entered the complexity of statistics. 1076 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:42,410 But we should never play with the health of kids. 1077 01:11:43,540 --> 01:11:45,200 So, I advise you... 1078 01:11:45,450 --> 01:11:47,450 And I say this, 1079 01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:50,370 I should say ''I order you'' 1080 01:11:50,620 --> 01:11:52,830 to be in the garden with the money at midnight. 1081 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:53,920 Or else, 1082 01:11:54,370 --> 01:11:57,290 I'll have to inform the archbishop 1083 01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:59,950 of Libellule's exploits. 1084 01:12:05,450 --> 01:12:08,200 - You're going out? - I'll return in a bit. 1085 01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:10,040 - Wait for me. - Come on. 1086 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:13,740 Listen to the latest Dylan or take a look at the new book. 1087 01:12:15,410 --> 01:12:18,120 I'm giving you a break. 1088 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:57,500 - Here it is. - What's this? 1089 01:12:57,660 --> 01:12:59,830 Paper. We're paying with this. 1090 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,000 OK. 1091 01:13:09,410 --> 01:13:11,660 We're paying with this now. 1092 01:13:13,540 --> 01:13:15,370 When we invent a stupid game... 1093 01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,240 What are you doing here? 1094 01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:25,580 Getting some air. 1095 01:13:25,830 --> 01:13:26,910 Make the best of it. 1096 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:30,370 I passed by the Triolet. A lot of stretchers were leaving. 1097 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:34,080 I'm going to the police. I'll save Courbevoie from genocide. 1098 01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:35,910 And while waiting, 1099 01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:38,830 Please, sir... 1100 01:13:48,410 --> 01:13:50,660 That's how I lost a client. 1101 01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:54,160 The kind Mr. Phalempin has surely gone to heaven. 1102 01:13:54,330 --> 01:13:55,620 It's a consolation. 1103 01:14:01,910 --> 01:14:02,740 You scared me. 1104 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,740 I'm looking for the exit. I was lost. 1105 01:14:05,910 --> 01:14:09,950 Not lost for everyone. I'm bewitched. I can't sleep. 1106 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,950 You're mistaken, it's not me. 1107 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,660 Saturday, you were on the ironing board. 1108 01:14:14,830 --> 01:14:16,910 And Germaine on the worktable. 1109 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,870 I'm surrounded by perverts. 1110 01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:31,950 The last thing Mr. Liéthard saw was legs sheathed in silk. 1111 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,580 He died on a good impression. 1112 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:38,040 I've had to attend 2 funerals this week. 1113 01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:40,790 Eight days later, I went to a wedding. 1114 01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,330 I'm glad to give you the bouquet. 1115 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:46,500 If you only knew how happy I am. 1116 01:14:46,870 --> 01:14:49,200 It's such a beautiful day for Mademoiselle. 1117 01:14:49,370 --> 01:14:51,040 - If I may ask... - Yes? 1118 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,290 Can I have a hug? 1119 01:14:53,540 --> 01:14:56,540 Of course, my dear and faithful servant. 1120 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:58,580 I have some bad news. 1121 01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:01,330 Me too. 1122 01:15:02,450 --> 01:15:05,490 - What's your bad news? - Well, the thing is... 1123 01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:09,160 My husband... My fiancé wants to move. 1124 01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:11,410 We'll be living in Champ-de-Mars. 1125 01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:14,950 Valet, cook. The whole crew. 1126 01:15:15,620 --> 01:15:17,740 I won't be needing you anymore. 1127 01:15:18,660 --> 01:15:19,950 That's perfect! 1128 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:24,340 Two owners are killed, one owner marries. 1129 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,500 This is a season for deaths. 1130 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,740 I was expecting to have a private income. 1131 01:15:29,910 --> 01:15:30,790 Which income? 1132 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:33,240 Yours. 1133 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:36,960 This is my news. 1134 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,420 You need to explain yourself. 1135 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,250 Explain what? And to whom? 1136 01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:48,330 We lost so many people. 1137 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:51,130 We're like 2 orphans now. 1138 01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:52,990 Are you ready, darling? 1139 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:55,410 Only the Count remaining. 1140 01:15:55,660 --> 01:15:57,200 The poor man. 1141 01:15:57,370 --> 01:15:58,200 What? 1142 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,620 Ravishing. 1143 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:05,490 Immaculate, pure. 1144 01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:07,080 Gossamer. 1145 01:16:08,950 --> 01:16:10,290 Virginal. 1146 01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:11,660 Always the right words. 1147 01:16:13,410 --> 01:16:16,290 The prefect is below. Everyone is waiting. 1148 01:16:16,870 --> 01:16:18,580 Forgotten something, Mademoiselle? 1149 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,370 No. 1150 01:16:20,830 --> 01:16:24,410 - My poor legs? - I forgot. Germaine is leaving. 1151 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,660 - It's not possible! - She's retiring. I'll explain. 1152 01:16:27,910 --> 01:16:28,790 I can explain. 1153 01:16:29,620 --> 01:16:32,080 - How? - I need to talk to you. 1154 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,840 Right away? Everyone's below. 1155 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:40,950 What? 1156 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:44,540 What's she thinking? 1157 01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,290 She's schizophrenic. 1158 01:16:49,330 --> 01:16:50,330 It's dreadful. 1159 01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:55,340 It's an admiral's pension. 1160 01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:00,500 If you don't do it for her, do it for me. 1161 01:17:00,660 --> 01:17:02,290 It will be my wedding gift. 1162 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:07,540 Fine. OK. Can we go now? 1163 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:09,450 Best wishes to your happiness. 1164 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,240 Let's go! 1165 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:30,160 Ladies and gentlemen. 1166 01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:37,080 A lot of activity here. 1167 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:39,660 It comes, it goes. 1168 01:17:40,290 --> 01:17:42,620 - A white. - No, tomato juice. 1169 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:48,040 Not seasoned. 1170 01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:52,910 No need to play Mémaine. 1171 01:18:15,450 --> 01:18:17,910 - Who's that? - Princess Germaine. 1172 01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:21,080 Yesterday evening, the Kaiser killed himself for her. 1173 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:40,700 Subtitles: Petula Biffna Subtitling: Eclair Media